That important looking chip clip there means I am the mayor of Popcorn Chip town. This is a very important job, mostly I ate chips and made sure we left some for Willow on the trip to pick him up. Also, Popcorn Chips don’t taste like popcorn, they taste like goddamn rice cakes. THERE, now you can’t enjoy them. Ever.
Next I add Doctor to my titles, see my cool bottle of spray anti septic? I have cool job duties like yelling at a room mate every four hours to make sure he doesn’t die from his car accident head trauma. I also get to glare at him a lot for doing stuff he’s not suppose to until his stitches heal.
Man, I have so much responsibility right now, I’m like up to my neck here in chores and duty!